Satire day jokes for you music folks

.	JOKES FOR THE FOLKS Q: Did you hear about the bass player who locked his keys in the car? A: It took him an hour to get the drummer out!
	A drummer walks into a library and says: "Hi I'll have a burger,fries, and a large coke." The librarian responds: Sshhhh....do you know where you are? This is a library!" The drummer, sheepishly, and in a whisper says: "Sorry....I'll have a burger, fries and a large coke."
	Q: What's the last thing a drummer says in a band? A: Hey guys, let's do one of my songs.  Q: How many guitar players does it take to cover a Stevie Ray Vaughn tune? A: Evidently all of them.  Q: How do you get a guitar player off of your front porch? A:Pay for the pizza.  "Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!" "Now Johnny, you can't do both!" Q: What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend? A: Homeless ..  Q: Why was the piano invented?  A: So the musician would have a place to put his beer.  Q: What's another definition of perfect pitch? A: When you throw the banjo in a dumpster and it lands on an accordian!  Q: What's the difference between a banjo and a lawnmower? A: You can tune a lawnmower!  Q: What is the least used sentence in the english language? A: "Hey, is that the banjo players porsche?"  Listener: Can you read music? Banjo player: not enough to hurt my playing.  Q: What is worse than a banjo? A: Banjos.  Click on join and be a part of the AMP TEAM